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Page 6 of 7 i'm on invisible. only gay people see me online. " femeile e ca florile. daca nu le uzi des se usuca" "I was born intelligent but school destroyed me" If you're a litle fluffy pink GAY bunny-disturbe me Death is patient. She waits for every single one of us. Eu nu sufar de nebunie .... ma bucur de ea în fiecare minut Stinge lumina, mai lasa doar o raza,/trage cortina... si sa ne facem varza Nu imbatrinesc..imi creste valoarea. (il pun de ziua mea mereu ) Ma seaca bulangii care stau pe invisible Ultimul care m-a deranjat e inca dat disparut Mamelor din lumea-ntreaga/Eu va dau un singur sfat/Nu lasati copii pe strada/Din cauza unui barbat/Caci copilul fara mama /E ca copacul fara flori/Azi se naste maine moare/Si rade lumea de el. Aveti 5 mii de lei?" f you need me I'll be sleeping, if you really need me I'll still be sleeping, so leave a message. Too tired to carry on an intelligent conversation "Nu sunt! Imi exersez ubicuitatea." "wooow .. my dear ... :X dar ce-ti mai put ochii nene!" fii inteligent ... fii asa cum nu ai fost niciodata si nu DERANJA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Nus acasa ... cauta-ma in porumb!" culeg muste iar culeg muste. Asta e legata de o faza din armata. Unul intreaba pe altul: - Ce faci ba? Ala, mai smecher, raspunde: - F** muste. Tu nu bazai? "Reclame..." "Ma-nvart pe-aici...fac cercuri" "Pentru mentalitatea de *****, spun: Suck my cock!!! Crezi ca daca esti bogat cand te caci miroase-a LiLiac?!?!?" "Daca m-as gandi, dac-as lua-o-n serios, De-as avea 9 vieti si-un stil de viata dubios, mi-as trai vietile din plin fara regulamente - 8 le-as irosi - 1 ash pastra-o pentru sentimente." "Fac baie.... cu rechinii..... nu cu rinichii chelule! cu rechinii" "Lasa ca daca vreau sa vb. te caut eu! " "Hai sa dam mana cu mana............... sa facem mai multe maini!" "N-am status" "Ce status de ***** am!" "Ce status de ***** ai!" " Te uiti ca prostu' la statusu' meu" sau mai adaug "ca e albastru www." "ssssssss MAI USOR!!! aaaaaAsssaaAA!!! Daaaa!!! Mai JOS!!!! Da!!! exac mijlocul ma doare... ahh ce bine faci masaj " "imi infig cuie in plamani" FOAIEVERDESOLZDEPESTEUITEPROSTUCUMCITESTE "statusless" "Sick of school, sick of tests, sick of teachers being pests. final grade, got an A, maybe not but that's ok." "cand vezi ca ai aceeasi parere cu majoritatea e bine sa mai reflectezi o data" (Mark Twain) ''Caut Prietena + Manual de utilizare'' NOBODY DIES A VIRGIN - LIFE FUCKS EVERYONE "Cand un necunoscut iti da un telefon ia-l" My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. I was planning to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiney... How can you keep an idiot busy? Click Here to find out... Take a few chances you wish you had later, live life a little more, fear a little less, and remember, When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to MAKE ITS OWN DAMN LEMoNADE! Never argue w/ an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with expirience. Never argue w/ me, I'll drag you down to my level & beat you with a bat.
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